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This is the worst advice that you can give to someone with chronic stomach cramps and diarrhea

Asta Chattwal (name changed) suffers from chronic stomach cramps and diarrhea since time immemorial. One crazy friend of Asta named Jennifer suggested her that it is happening due to low libido. First, she asked Asta questions like “Since when have you been experiencing these chronic stomach cramps and diarrhea?” Asta replied “Early teens”. Jennifer said “I know it. It is because you have a low libido. You don’t have low estrogen levels or anything. You are medically perfect but you have a low libido and that’s why you aren’t interested in guys at all. Try watching porn and don’t rub yourself and everything will be roses.” Asta did the same and it turned out that her condition remained the same. Jennifer told her that she is medically okay like she is a miracle radiologist who can tell the estrogen levels and other hormonal levels just by looking at a person’s face.

When Asta told Jennifer that your trick didn’t work at all after trying for 3 complete weeks, Jennifer suggested her to try HUEL (a nutritional powered food). Asta told Jennifer to get lost and Asta also asked Jennifer what made her determine her estrogen levels and other related hormonal levels, Jennifer replied “Your breast and butt size. They both are enormous and you have no idea how many guys stare at those like wild eagles.” This made Asta even more furious and she kicked Jennifer out of her house.

Asta loves to play video games, read blogs and gamble online. Asta’s all-time favorite video game is “The Sims 4”, her favorite blog isĀ jump in hostel and her favorite gambling websites are all FIFA55 related.

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